Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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