Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My breasts were aching with rage.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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