I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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