During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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