problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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