were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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