i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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