Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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