I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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