We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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