This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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