so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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