'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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