Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
We are two peas in an std pod
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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