You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize