glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it's great music for shaving your balls
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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