Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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