Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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