god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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