Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We are all done wearing pants today
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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