People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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