i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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