I hate your face
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
