There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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