And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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