i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think pants incapable of making pants work
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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