yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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