Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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