you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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