I have demons in me.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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