Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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