I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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