Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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