That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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