I just threw up on my dentist
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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