Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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