summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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