I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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