Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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