I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
