"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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