I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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