I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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