too bad you live with your parents still
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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