i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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