im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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