My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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