ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My feet surprised me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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