I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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