just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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