turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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