There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We were destined to go to rehab together
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
we're so committed to being not committed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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