sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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