Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

(1-956): View more from Texas

I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back

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When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.

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(205): View more from Alabama

decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.

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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air

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(210): View more from Texas

If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."

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