god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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