I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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